I was in the queue for the gas pump and trying to remember which side of the car the tank is on and made my move...oops. The other car cut me off. We did the ring around the gas station dance. With all the pumps full, frustrated and impatient, I drove off.
I walked into the store fully intending to get a free replacement for my defective cupcake. I walked into the store fully prepared to pay for a replacement cupcake. When I pulled out my money the clerk said, "Oh please just take it-it is on the house!"